Dorothy Keener

Hometown: Mishawaka, Indiana
Major: Law
Roommate: Sierra
Likes: Progress, learning, introspection, Saturday morning cartoons
First (speaking) appearance: September 16, 2010

Dorothy has one goal on her mind: achieve greatness. She may just be at some stupid midwestern state college, but if she focuses on her studies and gets the right scholarships and makes the right connections, she’ll be out of here and into Yale before too long. No distractions, Dorothy! No distractions!

She plans to be the first female and atheist President of the United States. To be frank, she’d feel perfectly complacent about being the second or third, but she doesn’t rate the chances of that actually happening. Nope, it’ll probably have to be her.