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And he wants in.
Well, if there were more chicks involved.
Yeah but three guys and one woman seems a bit unfair, ain’t it?
true. Dorothy deserves 4 guys.
I don’t see a problem with 4 guys.
I was going to mention how it’s impossible but then my mind drift back to one of the videos I watched during my research.
Research. Is that what they’re calling it nowadays?
Yeah, it avoids the glaring that people give when you admit that you watch porn.
Hey, porn historian is a legitimate profession.
I hope the tissues and hand lotion are tax deductable.
IRS: “Here’s your tax deduction for this year. Also for next year you don’t need to explain it in detail. Please.”
Plasma, it would if it counted as work related. If they are used, say as a means of indexing, say, a FI (Fappability Index) then the answer is yes. If not, I’m afraid you’ve squandered your attempts at revenue.
You have to learn somehow, and the best way is through research
Let’s up it to 5 Guys. I hear they’re good.
The fries are ok, but I’m not a big enough fan of the free peanuts to pay for the experience.
The shakes are orgasmic. And I can definitely concur with some: You need to get yourself that double cheeseburger.
i prefer 5 guys
I believe Walky is right. Threesomes are less embarrassing.
Yeah, at least with threesomes you can brag about it.
I would never stop bragging. Hell, I wouldn’t shut up about a two-some.
I wish I could brag about it. I couldn’t even get someone interested.
I found someone who’s interested.
Okay, maybe it’s my hand! SO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Oh that’s just great, found someone who’s interested and it’s someone’s hand over the Internet.
I feel sad for the fact you haven’t considered doing ‘stranger in the bed’ and make it a ‘two handed weapon’ at the same time.
What?
….not in you, you dumbo! IN ME!!!
Ehh, if you’re a guy. It’s usually not something chicks can “brag” about, regardless of the set up.
Don’t worry Joe, they adhered to the bro code and didn’t make eye contact.
Hey, it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.
True, true.
Only if your balls don’t touch each other.
It’s not gay just as long as balls ain’t touching.
Well, with a honey in the middle there’s some leeway, so they should be okay
Joe likes it when there’s a crowd.
Thanks a lot, now I am visualising Dotty in a spitroast.
Like a rotary chicken?
Kind of… but with less fire and more dicks.
so like, a Richard convention?
spitroast: A variation of doggystyle where the person in-between is performing oral or paizuri on a second person while being penetrated from behind.
The more you know…
I never knew the word Paizuri before.
The only reason I used the word paizuri is because it sounds nicer than titty-f**king.
Thanks for the image Plasma. Someone out there will start a R34 pic thanks to your “detailed” explanation.
Agreed.
I can only hope.
Ack, this strip automatically BECAME Rule 34’d for a. existing, and b. for simply stating threesome. Cudos, Plasma, for driving it into the zone without quesion.
Danny licks Walky’s ear as Walky rakes his fingers down his back. What here isn’t shippable?
Is that why your Amber grav looks like she’s playing a yaoi dating sim?
You know, I was going to do the “I hate yaoi” spiel but then I remembered that I’m not in a place where the yaoi fangirls are.
It’s not yaoi, it’s a slash-fic. Like YOUR porn, only I can publicly pretend it’s tasteful.
Yaoi dating sim? Need a pick of an eager Joe to make my post complete.
I’m not judging you, chief. Just that I had a history with a yaoi fangirl.
I take it that she lived down to the rotten-girl stereotype?
If I wasn’t clear, ^ this is in in the spit roast.
I remember when Walky claimed to be into guys just to not admit he liked a girl. Now he’s willing to pretend he double teamed that same girl with another dude.
…Character development?
Walky doesn’t know how to lie.
He does, he’s just really bad at it.
If Joe was given 3 wishes he’d used each wish for one third of a threesome.
First wish: threesome
Second wish: threesome
Third wish: Wish for three more wishes
7 comments? I counted 8.
Never mind.
Joe looks far more horrified at the prospect of a devil’s threesome than I would expect.
Or at least the prospect of Danny being in one.
I’m pretty sure if that happened, reality would collapse. Well, the Dumbiverse’s reality anyway.
Do you think there’s a Threesome tag somewhere?
Bet Joe would pull it in a heartbeat.
The only place I can imagine a threesome tag is attached to a Queen-size matress.
What tag is on a King-size matress?
The tag that, if removed, could make you a felon.
As a relatively funny comedian once said in front of his wife, the king size EASILY provides room for three people. Meaning, of course, the sex capacity is six.
At minimum, you probably get 10+ with some stacking.
‘threesome’ and then a comma and then the characters involved.
Willis’ threesomes are always tagged properly.
I think what he’s freaked out about is really the idea that Dorothy was getting it on with her old flame and her current boyfriend.
we have one lunitic trying to destroy a universe because she’s not getting any. we don’t need another
He’s just shocked that someone had a threesom with Danny before he could.
^This. There’s hella’ bromance going on there.
Is it just me or does Joe’s shirt is somewhat suggestive?
…I don’t see it.
A bone and the words “Dig it’, it’s bound to be suggestive or it could be me.
Are you calling my shirt suggestive?
Damn right. And I’ve got to say, those naughty ears? I see where you were going with them. Rwor.
I think you missed the joke. Look at Xydux’s avatar and think back to the first time you saw that shirt design in the comic.
Dina can dig my bone, any time.
Why the hell is Joe wearing Dina’s shirt?
THIS HAS CONJURED A DISTURBING SOLUTION.
I noticed that too! How curious…
It’s not Dina’s shirt. It’ still a good breeze for sailing, but it’s hardly the typhoon you’re imagining.
Oh god
The ships
They are all burning
Joe is like a foot taller than Dina.
Threeome!
THREESOME! Dagnabit!
In case you are wondering … it would be Joe, Dina and a dinosaur.
The password is always ‘threesome’.
I thought it was “Swordfish”
Swordfish threesome.
That’s gotta hurt.
The Swordfish’s Dilemma?
ZOMG The zany misunderstanding! There’s like a crap ton of comedy potential in this!
Crap ton? Is that a new unit of measurement to represent dead weight?
One crap-ton is the equivalent of 1.5 tons of books from the Twilight series, or one entire audience for a Justin Bieber concert. Conversions also exist for Nickleback concerts, Taylor Swift boyfriends, and Fox news delegates.
Gotta love Joe’s Walky face at the notion of a threesome.
I think he just can’t feature Danny in a 3-some. (Let alone a 2-some). And trying to do so hurts. But, there is the clothes and Joe has a one track mind, nothing else he can think.
Shhhh, you’ll alert Joyce and she’s already on edge about Walky.
Don’t worry, she can join in if she wants.
Good jorb everyone. Somewhere out there in the jungle of the internet someone is busy drawing a doujinshi starring Danny, Walky and Dotty.
jjjjjeeeeooooooorrrrrrbbbbb!
Yes, uh, that sounds very good. Ah, my only recommendation would be next time try to add some more syllables. Perhaps 3? Perhaps 4?
oh please, it existed the moment all three characters where intorduced
Yes. Their name is Willis. See his tumblr
How cool is this?
We’ve only been here a
few weeksdayAnd I already find myself in a three-way
Ah, I can see it now – Joe has a sit down conversation with Danny about what constitutes a PROPER threesome (according to Joe) leaving Danny confused why the hell he’s talking to him about threesomes. It’ll be like a parent trying to talk about the birds and the bees!
The only improper threesomes are those with no boobs.
The LGBT community would disagree.
At the very least the gay men would. Boobs being fairly critical to a lesbian threesome.
Doublely true for the DFC crowd.
Joe scopes a dude’s shoes first.
Pretty suspicious… Why does he even know what Danny’s shoes look like?
(Yes, I know he’s his roommate. The question still stands!)
Yeah. I couldn’t even describe my best friend’s shoes to you.
Maaaaan…now I’m going to spend an hour trying to find Danny/Dorothy/Walky porn >_<
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/40526692378/dorothy-walky-danny-threesome
I’m not sure that meets the traditional definition of a threesome…but then, he didn’t actually *say* ‘threesome’, did he? :p
That was funny, nice one.
It’d always odd to me seeing the weird fan art by the actual creator.
For some portion of the community: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
For others: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39kfgjuie4
Yes!
I have a feeling that if Joe was actually in a threesome, he wouldn’t know what to do.
Question, how did Hungover Joe recognize Danny’s Shoes? If Danny has multiples then it should be in his nature to do the “Manly” thing and ignore them. What does impaired Joe recognizing this on the spot mean?
uh…
He likes shoes?
Unless Danny has multiple pairs of identical shoes.
Doubt it.
I dunno, Danny seems like the kind of “safe, predictable” guy who would buy 50 identical outfits if he could, cartoon style.
Anyone else notice that Joe is wearing Dinas shirt?Ships are being built at the marina…..
See this art drawn by Willis that depicts what if Joe did try to wear Dina’s shirt.
… Since when do blokes notice shoes? (My boyfriend wouldn’t notice mine unless he stepped on them)
The longer this comic runs, the more I like Joe and the less I like Walky.
I am in every way the opposite. I think Joe’s kindof a pig. A surprisingly insightful pig at times, but he still smells. (Yes I know pigs are actually surprisingly clean when left to their own devices.)
I didn’t know Joe shipped that particular OT3. Huh.
Heh. I’m picturing that threesome differently now than when this comic first came out.